Sam the Hamster and The Evil Lair

Hanging for his life the hamster was up against all odds. But survival wasn’t an issue for the rodent. Saving the world was his top priority. The onus was on his species and kin to save mankind from total destruction. There fate lay in there tiny paws because only they knew of their impending doom. And why shouldn’t they know, after all, it was them who started it. Behind there cute and irresistible faces are the minds of geniuses. Common sense tells these rodents to not display any signs of higher intelligence in front of humans as this may result in jealousy and ultimately the mass eradication of all types of rodents. Humans are the worst of species on the planet because they are the most jealous. This is why a group of rodents decided that it was time for a new head of the food chain, a new pharaoh to sit on the throne. If humans didn’t want to share superiority, knowledge and development with the rodents, then why not take them out of the picture all together. That is when a handful of exiled rodent scientists decided to make a weapon that will kill all humans instantly. This band of bandits was led by none other than the infamous Scruffy the Hamster. Scruffy made a reputation for himself by doing horrible things to humans, things so horrible that mere words cannot describe them well enough. But with this new weapon he has taken things to far. That is why a group of brave and courageous rodents decided that it was time to act. Trained by the Secret Rodent Agency, these rodents were at the top of there field, all of them except Sam the Hamster. However, despite his short falls, Sam was determined to assist the team in this battle against evil. But the rest of the team mistook his determination for sheer foolishness, comparing his to a piece of gum that just won’t go away. Nevertheless, Sam proved to be the most efficient agent in the team. This was more due to the fact that the others were all eaten by a pack of seagulls during there break at the beach. Anyone is more efficient than a dead guy. However, Sam must have some sort of special ability if was able to manage to crack into Scruffy secret lair. Swing under the grilled bridge that leads to Scruffy’s office, Sam couldn’t wait to give the tyrant rodent a piece of his mind. He somersaulted off the grill, landed on the ledge outside the office and kicked down the door. There was Scruffy, cloaked and evil looking.



“So, you have discovered my lair, but you’ll never save the humans, Sam. Its just not in you.”

“How do you know, you monster!”

“Because Sam, I am your father!”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Will Sam fight his father for the survival of the humans or will he turn to the dark side? Find out in the next edition of Sam the Hamster!

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