tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20330578118723464782024-03-13T19:49:51.475+11:00Button WiserWelcome to Button Wiser! Here a team of 4 crazy writers find random pictures on the internet and write even random-er stories about them! So check out our posts, give us your feedback and ideas, but most importantly, enjoy!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2033057811872346478.post-35100266283631200862010-05-20T17:37:00.001+10:002010-05-20T18:27:19.235+10:00The video!Come one come all to see the greatest show of them all!!...Ok so i may be over-exaggerating just a tad, but i got you interested didn't i? Well if i didn't then perhaps the knowledge that we stapled Marcus into a shark suit for an hour or 2 will. Why torture the poor guy so i hear you ask? Well the answer to that friends is simple. Why not? The writers here at Button wiser take pride in exploringUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2033057811872346478.post-46964623445124504812010-05-17T11:08:00.004+10:002010-05-17T11:20:00.147+10:00The OutingOn Sunday the 8th of May, Mother's Day, we went to Mosman in order to act out our video. We went to Balmoral at first, which was too crowded to work with (too many extra people on film), so we drove around until we came to China's Man beach, which was less crowded. Sarah had designed a costume that was to be worn by Marcus that made him look like a real life shark who could speak amazingly fluentUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2033057811872346478.post-15059543606472959392010-05-12T11:12:00.005+10:002010-05-12T11:26:29.140+10:00The ScriptSo this is the script that we will be using in our video. The actors are Marcus, Sarah and Khoder and the camera man/director was Yuto. Enjoy!Scene 1: Fade in from black. Sarah and Khoder lying on beach. Camera from sea.Scene 2: Camera from behind them. Marcus emerges from water.Scene 3: Camera from sea, Sarah and Khoder are stunnedScene 4: Back to original camera angle. "Hey guys, my name is Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2033057811872346478.post-27950998193425008072010-05-10T11:16:00.005+10:002010-05-10T11:25:46.489+10:00The Idea for our VideoWe have decided to do our video based on our first story ...Jerry the Shark!We have decided that we should re enact the story as it was done in the post almost exactly, with two beach goers not expecting anything and a shark who is trying to make a living by selling credit cards ?! We will be picking the location for the video soon.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2033057811872346478.post-35882732779489029142010-05-02T15:40:00.003+10:002010-05-02T17:00:38.483+10:00StoryboardThis is our storyboard for our blog. It's taken so long for us to put one up cause our layout and color scheme, etc keep changing haha.We started off using a template that not many other blogs use - emphasizing the vibe of our blog, that being the vibe of randomness. However we felt that the color scheme was not quite right. Hence we changed a few things. The text color is now a light blue. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2033057811872346478.post-89752245928772940252010-04-30T11:03:00.000+10:002010-04-30T11:03:45.308+10:00Another Album ReviewFamed trip hop artists Palma and Giovane collaborate in this fantastical but mediocre excursion. The music is somewhere between Portishead and Mastodon (as reflected by the title), which means it is interesting to listen to the first few times but quickly becomes rather annoying. Imagine being an armed insurgent who has just lost the love of his life. If this matches your description you will Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2033057811872346478.post-62719224158030869512010-04-28T12:44:00.003+10:002010-04-28T15:42:57.904+10:00The Album Cover Game: Album ReviewIn a break with tradition we present the Album Cover Game: perfect for those times when procrastination looks like your best option. The Album Cover Game finds you a random image, band name and album title which you combine into a cover, and then you can review the "music" or try to describe the "band" if you wish.The rules of the game:1 - Go to Wikipedia and click "Random Article"The first Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2033057811872346478.post-26082121541177410862010-04-23T11:10:00.004+10:002010-05-01T12:36:37.744+10:00The Hungry Kitten - Part 5One time on the internet, Five found a mouth watering recipe for a well cooked, almost saturated duck. Five wanted to use this recipe for his youngest sister, so he decided to contact an arsonist. He found a number and called.“Firstly, I think your existence is a pathetic excuse for a life! Secondly, I require your assistance in the issue I twittered you about.”“Okay I’ll do it for free”“What! Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2033057811872346478.post-15707976301838199802010-04-22T13:33:00.006+10:002010-04-22T13:38:09.249+10:00The Hungry Kitten - Part 4The next day, Five sneaked to a small pond on the other side of the forest. In the pond lay a gang of Siamese fighting fish. Five wanted to make a deal with the fish. He began shaking a can of premium fish food above the lake. The Siamese gathered to the surface.“What do you want feline!”“I want you to take out someone for me. I’ll offer you a can of fish flakes if you do it.”“That will require Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2033057811872346478.post-40507128170849123472010-04-21T15:03:00.004+10:002010-04-21T15:10:17.254+10:00The Acolyte and the Final TaskScarred, bruised, desperate and on the verge of cracking, the Acolyte crashed his ship on the shores of the Mouldy Volcano, the home of the final monk. The pits of magma ready to explode, rivers of speedy lava and billowing toxic fumes could not prevent the Acolyte from meeting the third monk. This hell on Earth was nothing compared to what he had gone through. He came to a yurt, made from what Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2033057811872346478.post-59330468038123897262010-04-20T15:00:00.004+10:002010-04-20T15:10:08.573+10:00The Acolyte and the Second TaskThe Acolyte came to his senses and continued his journey. He was going to achieve enlightenment even if he had to eat a sea of toe jam, even though he was hoping that he didn’t have to. The acolyte came to the dock. While a scruffy captain was busy hunting monkey in the near by forest he had stolen his ship. He had to travel to the island of Huttut, seeking the second monk. Here he would be givenUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2033057811872346478.post-1251266521465488632010-04-19T11:25:00.008+10:002010-05-01T11:48:46.384+10:00Sam the Hamster and The Evil LairHanging for his life the hamster was up against all odds. But survival wasn’t an issue for the rodent. Saving the world was his top priority. The onus was on his species and kin to save mankind from total destruction. There fate lay in there tiny paws because only they knew of their impending doom. And why shouldn’t they know, after all, it was them who started it. Behind there cute and Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2033057811872346478.post-90835435155419978562010-04-18T21:39:00.004+10:002010-04-18T21:48:53.443+10:00The Hungry Kitten - Part 3The next day Five decided to take out his older sister. Unfortunately, she was the smartest of the litter so he wouldn’t be able to take her out himself. He decided to find a hit man. He found the number of a pit bull that worked in that field. He arranged to meet the canine deep in the forest.“So, I’ve told you all there is to know about the target and where she would be located, but be careful.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2033057811872346478.post-21871699866623038732010-04-16T12:48:00.004+10:002010-04-21T14:23:08.314+10:00The Acolyte and the First TaskMarching up those stairs with pride in his heart and anticipation in the air, the acolyte could not imagine the glory that he would enjoy after visiting the three hermit monks. He spent years learning the ancient ways and now he is ready to do the three tasks, designed by the three hermit monks. Accomplishing these challenges will lead to certain enlightenment. They say that the challenge of Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2033057811872346478.post-18251188111867786342010-04-14T12:31:00.003+10:002010-04-14T12:48:22.307+10:00The Hungry Kitten - Part 2Five decided that if he started from the top of the hierarchy it would make the tasks ahead of him much easier in the long run. That meant older brother had to go first. But first he needed a fridge to store all his of his siblings decomposing dead bodies. He didn’t want to eat maggots! So the first task in order was the purchasing of a new fridge. He had rung The Cooling Factory.“Good evening. IUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2033057811872346478.post-67728511049204423222010-04-12T13:46:00.002+10:002010-04-12T13:49:01.350+10:00The House with the FaceImmaculate, the pale marble foyer gleamed its cold purity. Following the well-dressed woman who’d opened the imposing front door, I glanced around. Chrome, mirrors and impossibly white walls complimented the oppressive artificiality of the floor. I was suffocating in it.Passing into a room off the foyer brought no relief. The cleanliness of white leather couches boasted their lack of use. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2033057811872346478.post-1463016554439513652010-04-10T17:06:00.003+10:002010-04-10T17:18:14.337+10:00The Hungry Kitten - Part 1Four scruffy little kittens played innocently in there pen as mother was out. All seemed well, except for one little kitten sulking just behind the pen. The other kittens didn’t give him much notice. Five, which was the unhappy kitten’s name, was known for being socially awkward and distant. However, Five was just struggling with growing up issues, and the biggest issue he was struggling with wasUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2033057811872346478.post-75549894506139777412010-04-09T10:30:00.004+10:002010-05-01T12:55:09.449+10:00The case of the missing barGotsuk glanced around him and bit his lip. “I swear there was a bar here not 10 minutes ago…” He muttered. He should know, the bar penguin had chased him off with a shot gun for hitting on it’s wife. But how was Gotsuk meant to know she was married?! I mean seriously, it’s not like the wedding ring was a very good signal, those things are rather hard to spot. A giant neon sign would be much more Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2033057811872346478.post-33036633817983378452010-04-08T08:03:00.005+10:002010-04-08T08:15:28.008+10:00Big Daddy LoveTrudging through the dark and wet halls of the fallen city, with half his mind on the whereabouts of his Little Sister and the other half miles away, the Big Daddy was feeling nothing but despair. When he was designed his only role was to protect his assigned Little Sister. Little did his creators know that their creation may develop feelings and want to do other things. Despite his sullen mood, Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2033057811872346478.post-17687572465953275382010-04-07T01:45:00.004+10:002010-04-07T02:05:55.730+10:00Dog and dog and more dogs and a treeTrees aren't a particularly special to dogs, this is what humble cocker spaniel named Brett saw this line. Puzzled by the row of dogs he asks the dogs lining up. Unfortunantly, Brett does not get an answer. So he does like any other dog would - line up. Here Brett guesses as he wonders what the tree is for. Is it like the best place for a dog to do their business? nah its only a tree, not that Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2033057811872346478.post-24923454407667000042010-04-02T16:45:00.003+11:002010-04-02T17:40:35.962+11:00Jerry the Shark"Hey guys, my name is Jerry the Shark, can I interest you guys in getting free credit card?"That was the first phrase when Jerry, the self proclaiming shark came along to the beach. Like any other ridiculous thing that comes up to the beach, Jerry came along suddenly. The man and women who has been asked to signed up for a credit card could not say anything as their minds still shocked from Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2033057811872346478.post-33286901234686783102010-03-29T11:45:00.000+11:002010-03-29T12:02:42.098+11:00Button Wiser?!Welcome to Button Wiser! - a blog about random pictures and small stories that the pictures does not really relate to... for the sake of your enjoyment! You may enjoy the pictures, or the story and fingers cross you will enjoy both!... although its like eating a peanut butter, banana, and bacon sandwitch - actually it is not as bad as you think.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0